Guys that passively force you to watch online videos

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen the uhh, epic fail videos dude?

Guy 2: No. Actually, maybe (you instantly realize you should have lied).

Guy 1:  You have a laptop?

Guy 2:  Yeah.

Again, you could have lied and said you had a bad internet connection or slow computer, but you were contemplating how this guy’s gotta go, so you wound up saying 'Yeah' just to get him off your back.  Get a pack of Skittles partner, web-clip time.

Four minutes in.  You’re mumbling disconnected phrases like 'Cool man', 'Nice', 'That’s crazy' and 'This video’s long huh?'  It is long.  Seven minutes too long.  How many times can you see a skater’s balls hit a railing, or a heavy set woman break a chair she’s sitting in?  At that moment, a car driving through your bedroom would be a blessing.  Eventually, you’ll break and tarnish the friendship a smidgen.

Guy 2:  Brother, I love ya, but, I’m not a big online video guy.

Guy 1:  Too cool for that right?  But you can start your own blog though right?  Mr. Cool Journalism Major Blog Guy, huh?  Sweet life man.

Guy 2:  Sorry.