Oct 30, 2011

All Occasion Bluetooth Guy

Buddy, come on.  Bluetooth attached to your ear, on line at the supermarket.  Bluetooth attached to your ear, sitting down to eat a burger.  In Home Depot, Barnes and Noble, and at the DMV.  In the waiting room of your Proctologist's office, as if there’s anything more critical than the guy about to shove half his arm up your ass.  Bluetooth attached to your ear while sipping on a cup of coffee in the morning.  Nobody calls anyone in the morning.

I feel bad for the kid cutting your cold cuts.  You're staring at him, screaming, "You better DVR Modern Family".  Poor kids confused, he's got bad vision.  Enough with this thing.  Keep it in the car, where it belongs.  It was created for drivers, so that they don't run people over.

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