Middle finger to the camera Guy

Brotherman, your message to the camera is, “F*** You, Camera”.  Apparently you’re passionate about this, because thirty out of your two hundred Facebook pictures are you, flipping the bird, half drunk, with either a girl that's 'gotta go' counterpart in the background or at some stuffy basement party with your 'boys'. 

Our staff has come up with a plan for you, guy.  We would like to finance holiday greeting cards of you and that unbelievable looking finger of yours, under the condition that you send these cards to all of your family members come the holiday season.  Deal?

 Why not?