Nov 7, 2011

Guys that ask for a free drink


GUY:  This ones on you, right?

BARTENDER:  Ha.

Let’s clear this up for all those self-entitled patrons out there.  Bartenders don’t own the bar.  They don’t own the liquor on the shelves, or the plates they serve the food on.  They own a shitty car, pay too much for their health insurance, and get waxed on student loan interest.   They’re not going to feel bad for you because your tab is seventy-four dollars.

Don’t ask for a free drink.  It makes you sound like a prick.  However, in your case it wouldn't have mattered, you blew your chance when you asked to change the TV station as soon as you sat down.

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