Guys That Gotta Go...
a blog notifying you of guys that are the worst.
Dec 1, 2011
Nov 23, 2011
Nov 20, 2011
Middle finger to the camera Guy
Brotherman, your message to the camera is, “F*** You, Camera”. Apparently you’re passionate about this, because thirty out of your two hundred Facebook pictures are you, flipping the bird, half drunk, with either a girl that's 'gotta go' counterpart in the background or at some stuffy basement party with your 'boys'.
Nov 15, 2011
Guy with Pot T-shirt
Expect this type of shirt from the guy who was an identity seeker fresh out of high school. The guy who bought it in a head shop in tenth grade. Because of his tight-knit, suburban upbringing, he was never able to show it off during those budding adolescent years.
Then college came, and he went to Rock the Bells. He saw other guys that ‘gotta go’ wearing shirts that say SOUR and KUSH, maybe even a Che Guevara tank top if they’re Poli Sci majors.
Eventually he’ll turn thirty, move out of his parent’s house and say, “I don’t know about this shirt.” Until then, he'll keep it hipster with that pot shirt, because he smokes pot, and everyone should know that as soon as he steps outside everyday.
Nov 9, 2011
Nov 7, 2011
Guys that ask for a free drink
GUY: This ones on you, right?
BARTENDER: Ha.
Let’s clear this up for all those self-entitled patrons out there. Bartenders don’t own the bar. They don’t own the liquor on the shelves, or the plates they serve the food on. They own a shitty car, pay too much for their health insurance, and get waxed on student loan interest. They’re not going to feel bad for you because your tab is seventy-four dollars.
Don’t ask for a free drink. It makes you sound like a prick. However, in your case it wouldn't have mattered, you blew your chance when you asked to change the TV station as soon as you sat down.
Nov 6, 2011
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